Full Name: The Monkey Height: 18 inches Location: Hatboro, PA Most Noted For: Impeccable vision despite lack of eyes. Personality Traits: Never has there existed a more arrogant sock; Monkey is eternally mired in his own self-importance. He won't condescend to give anyone the time of day unless they have something he wants, and he is quick to act out violently if he is denied what he seeks. Miscellaneous: The Monkey is a passionate percussionist, though he never performs without an audience, and God help his audience if they don't give him their undivided attention.